no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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