You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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