it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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