Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
How's work?
Spinning.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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