I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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