need another drink. this is the easiest way
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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