i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
where does the pee come out of this thing
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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