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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell

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  That's the classiest thing you've ever said.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer

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• (619): View more from California

  Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just want to make out with him forever

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.

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