Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
