im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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