I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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