And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
don't judge my taste in strippers
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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