I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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