Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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