You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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