Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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