So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize