whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have feelings that need drinking.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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