I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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