i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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