This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Bring me that man meat
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Randomize
