he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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