Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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