I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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