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Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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