it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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