absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You were trust falling into bushes
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
