another moral hangover. fuck.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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