I wanna passion pit in your ass
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Damn victory sex feels great
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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