I want to walk on stilts...naked
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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