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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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