Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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