Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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