So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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