I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Randomize
