I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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