Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Can we have unprotected sex soon?

(270): View more from Kentucky

Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

somebody snuck up and got me drunk

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(937): View more from Ohio

they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend

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(309): View more from Illinois

I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.

(1-513): View more from Ohio

Not having phil's child is good enough.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

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(315): View more from New York

I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

How was your night?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party

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(478): View more from Georgia

Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.

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