he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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