he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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