sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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