He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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