My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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