Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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