Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it's great music for shaving your balls
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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