Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'm having to shit out rocks
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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