turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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