And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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