I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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