i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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