If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
