god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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