i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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