Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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