His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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