i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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