We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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