At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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